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๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฒ Penis?  

pal334 69M  
49508 posts
1/29/2020 6:16 am

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1/30/2020 3:46 pm

๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฒ Penis?

There is very little that is off<b> limits. </font></b>As several bloggers have mentioned, some folks are very sensitive about the size, shape and utility of the penis. I guess people are not satisfied with what nature has given them. This results in a climate that opens them up for humorous remarks. Here are a few jokes, that poke humor at the penis. What are your thoughts? Do you think too much emphasis is paid to the physical aspects , over the emotional aspects or ability to please?

five year boys are standing at the potty waiting pee.
One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised." the other boy replied.
"What's that mean?" asked the first boy.
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How were you when it was cut off then?"
"My said I was days ."
"Did it hurt?"
"You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year!"



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brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!"
"No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied.
"Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!"
"I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!"



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While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out that she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife in a rumpled bath robe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she looked through a magazine.
Then without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent hard on. Looking down at this he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed up, of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"







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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/29/2020 6:21 am

Don't get weird though [image]

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
1/29/2020 7:05 am

    Quoting pal334:
    Don't get weird though [image]
No feelings in that one!!


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
1/29/2020 7:36 am

I have to admit, this is a favorite for me, soft , hard no matter


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
1/29/2020 10:27 am

These are all great but that last one.. I hope you have a wonderful Hump Day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


scott6250 61M

1/29/2020 12:15 pm

good ones

"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
1/29/2020 2:12 pm

The tattoo OMG I think the obsession is mostly with the men- that's what they send us dick pics

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
1/29/2020 7:40 pm

Size isnโ€™t everything Pal it is how you use it.. you canโ€™t change what Mother Nature gives to you hugs V

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/30/2020 3:41 pm

Oh no!

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/30/2020 3:42 pm

    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    I have to admit, this is a favorite for me, soft , hard no matter
Naughty girl

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/30/2020 3:43 pm

I would think that would chase folks away

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/30/2020 3:44 pm

Thank you

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/30/2020 3:45 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    The tattoo OMG I think the obsession is mostly with the men- that's what they send us dick pics
"Ain't no way" for me. How could one let those needles so close?

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/30/2020 3:46 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Size isnโ€™t everything Pal it is how you use it.. you canโ€™t change what Mother Nature gives to you hugs V
Use what you have

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