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๐ป๐ฒ Penis?
๐ป๐ฒ Penis? five year boys are standing at the potty waiting pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "I've been circumcised." the other boy replied. "What's that mean?" asked the first boy. "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How were you when it was cut off then?" "My said I was days ." "Did it hurt?" "You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year!" ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!" "No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied. "Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!" "I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!" //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out that she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife in a rumpled bath robe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she looked through a magazine. Then without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent hard on. Looking down at this he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed up, of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!" |
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I have to admit, this is a favorite for me, soft , hard no matter
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These are all great but that last one.. I hope you have a wonderful Hump Day..
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1/29/2020 12:15 pm |
good ones "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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The tattoo OMG I think the obsession is mostly with the men- that's what they send us dick pics (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Size isnโt everything Pal it is how you use it.. you canโt change what Mother Nature gives to you hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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No feelings in that one!!
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I have to admit, this is a favorite for me, soft , hard no matter
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I would think that would chase folks away
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good ones
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The tattoo OMG I think the obsession is mostly with the men- that's what they send us dick pics
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Size isnโt everything Pal it is how you use it.. you canโt change what Mother Nature gives to you hugs V
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