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Ahh, those much-maligned SINGLE MEN!  

tommywood107 M/F
11 posts
1/14/2022 7:53 am
Ahh, those much-maligned SINGLE MEN!


Yes, they are perma-present, and constantly IM'ing you with the latest must-see shot of their giant, angry hot-rod.

And yes, we all add 'NO SINGLE MEN' disclaimers on our prick-teasing profiles, like we would never entertain such filthy beasts back at our monasteries.

But let's give these guys a break ffs. Let's hear it for the boys.

Because what they are on Fuck Now Mobile is simple... they are the heart of the community.

They are always there to like your new pic, or send a confidence-boosting message when it seems no other viable fuck buddy would touch you with a barge pole.

They're always in the chat rooms, waiting that bubbly f, or 'I'd<b> bang </font></b>his missus' cpl to join the discussion - then tripping over themselves to say 'Hi'.

So to all you suddenly-devout fanny flashers, I'd urge you to at least shoot back a courteous, gentle but firm rebuttal. You won't be committing yourself to a future reach-around, and you might just make somebody's day.*

And for all your ball-breaking, wife-guarding fellas, I'd remind you of this: at one time we were all SINGLE MEN, salivating over all the potential pussy walking about.

I'd like all SINGLE MEN to note, this is not an invitation to storm in and float the idea of gang-banging my own little pocket rocket, however nice her arse looks.

But you do have my empathic support, so you do you.

And keep your peckers up. xx

* This protocol should certainly be applied if Tommy Dubya ever drops you a line!

SilverFoxMark66 69M
286 posts
1/15/2022 4:59 am

Amen, thank you


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